Attempted Murder Hoodie

Marsoni

M251S

$58.00

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Attempted Murder HoodieTwo crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an attempted murder = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second. The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crows lifelong commitment

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These shelves are rey stylish, light and durable! The set came with everything needed to install. The color is just as described. Price is steal and these shelves can definitely be used anywhere throughout the house. I did give it only 4 stars because as you can see in the photos, the underneath was not completely finished. Decided to keep because the price was unbeatable.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026

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todd

Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 5

Great shelves

Color: Mahogany, Size: 2 Pack

Love these! Easy install and they look great. Very sturdy.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026

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Hannah

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 5

Easy to Hang

Color: Black, Size: 3 Pack

This shelf is easy to hang, comes with great anchors and looks perfect. The quality looks nice and is was an easy hanging process compared to other shelves. Worth it for the price.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026

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B from RI

Whiting, US

★★★★★ 5

One of the best deals available!

Color: White, Size: 2 Pack

Extremely sturdy, good looking and easy to install. I have a couple of dozen feet of assorted lengths in the kitchen, bedroom, living room and foyer. Holding all sorts of antique clocks, audio equipment and cooking stuff from my flours and assorted cornmeals to cases of powdered “lemonade”.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2026