Apron, Sasquatch, Dad Man Myth Legend

Marsoni

M251S

$15.50

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Apron, Sasquatch, Dad Man Myth LegendApron says "Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Orgasm"! This 100% polyester apron is ideal for anyone that enjoys spending time in the kitchen or at the grill. One size fits most. Makes a great gift for Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, etc. Adult One size fits most. Adult size Measures 29. 5" tall and 23. 5" at the widest point. Personalization is FREE! Machine Washable. Machine wash with cold water with other microfiber or other synthetics that do not lint.

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My dog, a 90 lb black lab, LOVES these toys. He does prefer the raccoon to the giraffe, but he likes them both a lot. I originally got the raccoon on clearance at Target when looking for a long toy he could play with while he was in a cone recovering from surgery (he likes to be able to hold toys between his front paws and mouth/chew on them, so none of our regular squeaky footballs were long enough for that). He loved it so much I had to find more, so I found this giraffe from the same line of toys. He's a destroyer and he has been able to put a few holes in these toys if I'm not watching him, but they're pretty easy to sew if they need patching. My mother-in-law's dog came over and made a hole so big that the squeakers and lining all came out, but I sewed it back up and it's almost as good as new. They definitely won't last forever, but they have lasted longer than other soft toys we've had in the past.

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Reviewed in the United States on October 19, 2017

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Nancy Dodson-Houck

Louisville, US

★★★★★ 5

My dogs favorite

Size: Small, Color: Bunny

I need this toy! It is my dogs favorite. She even takes this on walks. Ive replaced this on 3 times because it was “eaten” by my daughters dog. I keep it put up and Georgia constantly goes to the spot I keep it and is expecting me to give it to her. Please restock soon

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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026

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Ema

Los Angeles, US

★★★★★ 4

My doggo's go-to toy!

It's not the most durable of toys (she's on her third in five years) but I will buy her as many as she needs because she is OBSESSED with it!

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Reviewed in the United States on December 5, 2024

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