"Hold My Beer, I Need to Pet That Dog" Short Sleeve - Military Green

Marsoni

M251S

$32.99

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"Hold My Beer, I Need to Pet That Dog" Short Sleeve - Military GreenCheck out the "Hold My Beer, I Need To Pet That Dog" shirt in Military Green. This shirt is soft, comfortable and holds it's shape after numerous washes. It's perfect for lounging, working out, taking your doggo(s) for a walk, and everything in between. For maximum longevity of the print, wash inside out and hang dry or tumble dry with low heat. *Note: Please allow at least 14 days for shipping*

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I love these biker shorts. They have just the right amount of lycra and they are super soft. They are true to size, and they fit perfectly on my 5'2", 125-pound frame. I purchased them for use in bike riding, and I am very pleased with the fit and stretch. The inseam length is perfect for bike riding, and the legs don't ride up my thigh. The only con to all the pros is there isn't a phone pocket. I ride my bike around town, and I would have liked to have a pocket for my phone when going inside a store. These shorts are well worth the price. I purchased three different colors and love them all. I would definitely purchase this item again.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2026

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Amanda

Battle Creek, US

★★★★★ 4

Cute but could use some pockets

Special Size: 6" Inseam Contrast Trim without Pockets, Size: Small, Color: Navy/White

Obsessed with these shorts. They are so cute and comfy. They fit true to size and I love that there is a matching top you can buy separately. I feel like the material is pretty thick and I don't have to worry about it being see through. My only complaint is that there are no pockets.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2026

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Alecia

Birmingham, US

★★★★★ 5

Perfect workout shorts!

Special Size: 5" Inseam without Pockets, Size: Medium, Color: Black

Very comfortable and soft material. Great price! Perfect for workouts! Doesn't ride up or have constant pulling on them!

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Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2026

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anpsmom2

Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 5

Nice fabric

Special Size: 7" Inseam with Pockets, Size: X-Large, Color: Taupe

These are well made. The fabric is perfect! Not thin. I was disappointed that I ordered a size that was too large. I had to return. I need to get updated body measurements before reordering.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026

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Stefan

Lowell, US

★★★★★ 5

Buy buy buy!!!!

Special Size: 7" Inseam with Pockets, Size: Large, Color: Taupe

Fantastic! I got These a while back k in another color and needed another pair. I got the green, can you say wow! This color is beautiful and bright! They are as comfortable as my other ones! Worth every dime!

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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2026