Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Sweatshirt

Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Sweatshirt

Marsoni

M251S

$48.00

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Unisex Don't Trust the Universe SweatshirtSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in

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Great wallet! Super slim, holds all my cards perfectly, not that I ever have cash to put in it anyway. At this point, it’s basically a stylish card organizer that reminds me I’m broke every time I open it. Still, it looks good, feels durable, and makes me look like I have my life together, until the card gets declined.

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Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2025

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Jorge Contreras

San Leandro, US

★★★★★ 5

Excellent.

Size: One Size, Color: Charcoal/Red

Excellent.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 21, 2026

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