


May You Shit In Peace Greeting Card
Marsoni
M251S
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Friday, May 29
May You Shit In Peace Greeting CardMay You Shit In Peace Greeting Card Perfect for: dads who just need a God damn moment, toilet video game players, those who are constipated You'll be sure to make them laugh with this quirky, one of a kind card! From potty humor to hilarious word play, it's the perfect way to show you care. Sized 4. 25" x 5. 5" Blank inside. Printed on FSC certified 100lb uncoated stock. Recycled brown kraft envelope. Envelope sticker. Packaged in a cellophane bag.
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