Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S. They Hate You

Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S. They Hate You

Marsoni

M251S

$15.95

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Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S. They Hate YouHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your foliated friends are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and hardly think about them at all. Maybe things are a bit more complicated. Is it possible that your plants have inner lives that run deeper than their roots? That your fiddle leaf fig finds you pathetic? That your Majesty palm is deeply disdainful? Or that your philodendron has

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This is exactly what I wanted, had to return two other blankets before I found this one. It is SO FLUFFY and soft! The pile is almost 3” long.. it is so fluffy I keep losing my remote control on it. So 5 stars I will continue to buy this blanket for every bedroom in my house we are all girls and we all love big fluffy blankies!!

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Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2026

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Alexandria, US

★★★★★ 5

Soft, Spooky, and Perfect for Cuddling

Color: Ouija-551, Size: 60"x80"

This Ouija Board Blanket is everything I hoped it would be and more! First off, it’s incredibly soft and comfortable—the kind of blanket you want to curl up in and never leave. The design is spooky and unique, which makes it a fun conversation piece, especially during movie nights or Halloween season. It's also huge, which means there’s plenty of room for me, my wife, and our pups to all cuddle up together. It is washable. We’ve already washed it a few times and it holds up great in the washing machine—no fading or fraying, which tells me it’s made from quality, durable material. It's also light weight. If you’re looking for something that’s both cozy and cool, this blanket is a perfect choice. Highly recommend!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2025

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Brooklyn DeLong

Alexandria, US

★★★★★ 5

Nice Couch Blankie

Color: Ouija-551, Size: 60"x80"

Adorable, super soft, lightweight blanket. No complaints

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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026

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Casey Scott

Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 5

Good Quality Blanket

Color: Ouija-551, Size: 50"x60"

Great blanket. Super soft, not too thick but not terribly thin either. We put it on the couch for Halloween and then the rest of the year it’s on one of our 3 kids bed. We’ve had it for a while now and it’s still holding up well.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026

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Amanda

San Leandro, US

★★★★★ 5

Super soft

Color: Ouija-551, Size: 50"x60"

Super soft, good size, great quality, light weight but warm

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Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2026