God Can't Eat Ants. (Favourite Nemonic)

Marsoni

M251S

$19.99

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God Can't Eat Ants. (Favourite Nemonic)This is the favourite Nemonic of Simon from Plastic Jeezus, the award winning ukulele comedy duo. We'll be asking some more famous uke faces how they remember their GCEA so keep an eye out! This tee is available in 12 colours and an array of sizes. Peep the size chart to find the best fit for you! Full Width Length X Small 36" (92cm) 26" (66cm) Small 38" (96cm) 27" (68cm) Medium 40" (102cm) 28" (71cm) Large 44" (112cm) 29" (74cm) XL 46" (117cm) 30"

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This shirt was a lot thicker than I imagined. It's built well and fits as intended, but as far as a golf shirt it is quite heavy, and I would feel as though it would cause overheating or sweating. Very thick shirt, possible better for colder golfing days and still look good. I enjoy the color and pattern. It is soft and comfortable, again just a little thinker than anticipated, not a quick dry material, but a fully cotton blend. Decent value for the money and would consider pitching others in the future but most likely not for golfing in general.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026

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kristen

Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 5

Good shirts

Color: Black Diamond & Dots, Size: Large

Nice shirt. Pattern true to pictures. True to size unless you're 6'2 and you want to leave the shirt untucked, it's a bit short.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2026

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Chris 's opinion

Omaha, US

★★★★★ 3

Thin material

Color: Blue Dots Check, Size: X-Large

Just thin Bought Malberg shirt same time for $9 more but fabric was far superior

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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026

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Doug Sargent

West Palm Beach, US

★★★★★ 5

Great polos at a great price

Color: Blue/White, Size: Large

Pleasantly surprised at the quality of these shirts. A bit heavier of a fabric then I anticipated but will be perfect for spring and fall. The size (large) was in fact large. :)

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Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2026

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Amazon Customer

Charlottesville, US

★★★★★ 1

Avoid. Very thick

Color: Black/Red, Size: Large

Avoid. This is a thick shirt. Can’t wear during summer

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Reviewed in the United States on November 21, 2025