Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Tank Top

Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Tank Top

Marsoni

M251S

$32.00

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Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Tank TopSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in

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The shoes that were delivered showed signs of wear. Not sure if this was a used pair or a display pair but this should have been caught from the beginning. I would normally return them, but will be out of the country for the next month and don’t have the time. Unacceptable quality control from the official cole haan store front.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2026

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Scott C.

Waukegan, US

★★★★★ 5

Great shoe

Size: 10, Color: Optic White/Natural Vachetta

Great looking and super comfortable

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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026

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