TOILET PAPER never know what you have | funny sarcastic soy candle

TOILET PAPER never know what you have | funny sarcastic soy candle

Marsoni

M251S

$21.95

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

TOILET PAPER never know what you have | funny sarcastic soy candleThis is a 14 oz. soy candle. Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Contains NO dyes, and is natural in color. All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe. Choose your own fragrance from the drop down list. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable

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While this toy was super adorable and our 1 year old puppy loved it. The colors were bright and vivid, and it made fun wrinkling sounds he absolutely loved. However we were lucky if it lasted 20 minutes. Within minutes the crinkle paper was coming out and it basically fell apart, and he's not a destructive pup.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2026

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Maureen

Cuba, US

★★★★★ 5

Softness

Color: Pink

The pups love it. It’s soft and squishy and crinkly. Pretty colors too.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 21, 2026