Travel Size Dirty Old Man Doll

Marsoni

M251S

$78.99

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Travel Size Dirty Old Man DollDon't let his his friendly smile fool you This shriveled old geezer is as creepy as they come! He may look sweet and innocent, but even the slightest breeze will get him all hot and bothered. Who needs that little blue pill anyways when you've been sitting on your rocking chair for half a century oogling all the girls that walk by and just beggin' for a piece of ass! So never mind the lawn bowling and senior discounts, this wrinkled old dude loves

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I am in LOVE with this blanket. I got the dusty Rose, the color is Spot On to the pics. It's perfect size, I bought the twin size. It's reversible, and is Super Soft. Plus, No Shedding. Well made, perfect blanket, it's thick yet but not overly making it perfect for year round. Definitely, worth the money. I sleep great with it. It's so pretty, I love it. Will but again in other colors as well.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2026

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Philip Deveney

New York, US

★★★★★ 5

Amazing and comfortable!

Color: 12- Sage Green, Size: Queen (90" X 90")

Extrmely comfortable and my wife absolutely loved it. Probably the most comfortable blanket i've ever bought. Now if only she would share it with me! Kidding...but I absolutely suggest this, if you're looking for a heavyish very soft and comfortable blanket.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2026

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Gail

Bozeman, US

★★★★★ 5

A warm hug from this fantastic blanket!

Color: Cream, Size: Throw(50" X 60")

This is my go to blanket when I want to cozy up on the couch. So soft and warm, it’s like snuggling a hug! Washes well and lasts forever years. I replaced mine after 4 years with the same thing in a different color option! Perfect size to cover up and also a nice accent piece on the back of the couch.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026

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lisa r haney

Omaha, US

★★★★★ 5

In Awe

Color: Tie-dye Taupe, Size: Throw(50" X 60")

this is one of my favorite blankets I’ve ever ordered from Amazon! We use it on our couch. The colors are absolutely beautiful and stunning. It looks very earthy and kind of grounds my living room decor. It is very soft and cozy as well so it serves as many functions in my room! Probably will order another one soon for the other chair. The quality is superb.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026