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Goth. As. Fuck.

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$21.95
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Goth. As. Fuck.Look, okay, we know: youre either 100% goth or youre not goth at all, according to the True Goths. But what about us people who want to smell like an old church and wear a lot of eyeliner but cant wear platform shoes because we have bad ankles? What if we wanna be, like, fun goths who listen to Siouxsie and the Banshees and Joy Division but also Lizzo and The Weeknd? Who can rock black lipstick with a colorful outfit covered in sequins? Who wear
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Alex M. Quinlan
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 4
Works ok if you use more than I think should be needed, given the price.
I have chronic hives, being controlled by a once-a-month injection. I've always had itchy spots, and figured it was just the way I was. The first couple of times I used this I didn't really notice any difference; when I asked someone else to put it where I couldn't reach on my back, it helped a lot more than I expected. It turns out they used a LOT more than I had been using. So: works ok, but you have to use somewhere between a thin sheen and a glop. Which is why I ended up getting this pump bottle, as my second purchase. I keep the smaller bottle for travel, now.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2017
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Bruce Blachford
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 4
Four Stars
Great lotion; will purchase again
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Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2018
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Gerri Leonard
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Most helpful for itchy skin.
Of all the winter itchy skin products I have tries the Eucerin Skin Calming line has been the best for my husband and me!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 25, 2021
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mark a magallon
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 3
Not so durable
Color: Blue goose - pineapple plush
Good toy but not indestructible
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Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2026
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Carol
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 4
Not worth the money.
Color: Blue goose - pineapple plush
Not indestructible. My puppy chewed through it in two days.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026

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