Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World

Marsoni

M251S

$19.00

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Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the WorldA USA TODAY BESTSELLER! WARNING! Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior may result in death or the end of the world. Colin is a low level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell like multinational corporation solving the world's most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he's ready to climb the corporate ladder and

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I was hesitant at first because the price seemed too good to be true, but this turned out to be amazing for the cost! It’s not the brightest “ceremonial first harvest” matcha I’ve tried, but it’s also not dull or too yellow tinted. The taste and aroma are both nice, and it works perfectly in lattes or on its own. It whisks up silky smooth. You get a great amount for the price too, some brands charge $20+ for a similar amount and quality. Overall, an amazing affordable find for matcha lovers!

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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026

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Melanie Carranza

Dallas, US

★★★★★ 5

So good!

Size: 1.4 Ounce (Pack of 1)

My favorite ceremonial grade matcha powder. It's so good and rich. Easy to mix.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2026

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Phoenix, US

★★★★★ 3

Deceptive advertising - NOT 100 servings

Size: 1.4 Ounce (Pack of 1), Size: 1.4 Ounce (Pack of 1)

The bag shows 100 servings per container, which is one of the reasons I bought it, but it’s more like 30 servings. The bag shows serving size 1 scoop approximately 1g but the directions says “sift 1.5 tsp” but the scoop included in the bag is 1/2 tsp (it would take 3 scoops to equal 1.5 tsp). The taste is a little off, not as smooth as other brands I’ve tried.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2026

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Amazon Customer

Los Angeles, US

★★★★★ 4

Best of the best

Size: 2.1 Ounce (Pack of 1)

I always get this one. The best color,taste and no clumps! Wish it was not so expensive but you do get 4 oz.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026

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